My Boss Is a Zombie
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Karen: Ugh, what's that smell?

Karen: Oh no, Mr. Smithson... what's happened to you?

Mr. Smithson: Karen, get to work on those quarterly projections. And Thompson, I want a report on our marketing strategies by the end of the day.

Mr. Smithson: ...and I expect to see a 20% increase in sales by the end of the quarter. Thompson, can you confirm that?

Karen: (to herself) What's going on? Is anyone else seeing this?

Karen: (to herself) This is insane. We've been here before... and before... and before.

Karen: (whispering to herself) What's happening to them? Is it contagious?

Caption Box: The office is a ticking time bomb, and Karen's the only one who sees the danger lurking beneath the surface.
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